In the 1960's astronomer Frank Drake formulated an estimate of the
number of intelligent civilizations in the universe by multiplying
together the probabilities for the existence of planets, habitable
planets, proper conditions for life, etc.  With only a little
varitaion, it has occured to some of us that a similar equation can be
used to estimate the number, N, of intelligent, civilized, dateable
persons of the appropriate gender in one's terrestrial neighborhood by
multiplying critical probabilities, F_*, as follows.

N = F_gender xF_age xF_single xF_babe xF_school xF_pc xF_cool xN_pop

Just like in the real Drake equation, the exact probabilities are
somewhat uncertain, and will vary according to your locale. We offer
here some rough guidelines for illustrative purposes.

F_gender (this one's pretty well defined):
 0.5 if you are unisexual
 1.0 if you are bisexual

F_age (this accounts for your age preferences)
 0.01 if you're interested only in people within 1 year of your age 
 0.04 within 3 years
 0.14 within 10 years
 0.42 within 30 years
 1.00 Seek professional help!

F_single (this one will probably depend on what age range you're after)
 0.25 if you want someone never married
 0.5 if you'll consider those presently single
 1.0 if you have no respect for the institution of marriage

F_babe (or, substitute F_hunk, using the appropriate change of variables)
	(physical attractiveness)
 0.10 if you consider only the knockouts in the top 10%
 0.30 if you're reasonably picky
 1.00 if you're desperate

F_school (level of education)
 0.10 if you requre an advanced degree
 0.40 if you require a college education
 0.80 if you require a high school diploma
 1.00 if you require consciousness

F_pc (political/social/religious compatibility; this one
	is pretty ill-defined)
 0.001 if you belong to a far right or far left militia group
 0.10 if you're very libral or very conservative
 0.50 if you're moderate
 1.0 if you're not interested in conversation or verbal interaction

F_cool (fraction of people who are cool to hang out with,
	similar interests, etc.; this one's really uncertain;
	take a wild guess)
 0.01 if you're a couch potato 
 0.10 if you're picky about your friends
 0.50 if you're really hip and travel in all crowds

N_pop (the total population of your metropolitan area; adjust
	by factors of 2-3 as necessary))
  10^0 if you're a hermit
  10^1 if you live in antarctica
  10^2 if you like in podunk, USA
  10^4 if you live in a small town
  10^5 if you live in a small city like Santa Cruz or Victoria
  10^6 if you live in a large metropolis

For example, for a single female in Victoria, BC, interested
in single heterosexual men, 30-40 years of age, well educated,
moderately attractive, with libral social views, we obtain:

0.5 x 0.15 x 0.25 x 0.30 x 0.10 x 0.25 x 0.25 x 300,000 = 10.5  


Created by Tess Lavezzi and Chip Kobulnicky for your amusement only.
Use only under the supervision of a Dr. or qualified statistician.  For
aural use only.  Do not take or combine with any other formula or